Obama’s got 99 Problems but Mitt ain’t one

Am 06. November 2012 findet in den USA die Wahl des US Präsidenten statt. Wird OBAMA die Widerwahl gelingen oder verliert er doch gegen MITT ROMNEY? Jedenfalls hat OBAMA 99 Problems und MITT (anscheinend) ain’t one...



Die Lyrics:

If you’re havin’ bank problems I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but Mitt’s not one
[Verse One]
I got protesters saying our economy blows
And my Wall Street brothers want Occupy closed
You b*tches keep saying, “No change = no votes.”
I work for the banks, stupid. What type of threats are those?
The gas pump’s where your whole paycheck goes
It’s been a long time since you was havin’ cash flow
So, f*ck my critics: you can kiss my gas-hole
If you don’t like my lyrics, then you can hit the road
Who cares about the polls? This election’s a show
You wanna vote for Mitt? I don’t give a sh*t, so
News mags try to use my weak a**
So advertisers give them more cash for ads, f*ckers
I don’t know what you take me as
But understand the intelligence Obama has
You’re from riches to rags, b*tches. I ain’t dumb
I got 99 problems but Mitt’s not one
[Chorus]
99 Problems but Mitt ain’t one
With all your bank problems I feel bad for you, son
I got 99 problems but Mitt’s not one
Hit me
[Verse Two]
The year is 2009, and the White House is mine
But the economy’s in full mother f*cking decline
My choices at the time were to sh*t on the poor or
Fellate the banks to get elected once more
Now, I’m not tryin’ to fight JP Morgan Chase
Got their campaign dollars so I can win the race
So, I suck their d*ck and watch the country implode
I heard: “Son do you know how to cheat the tax code?”
Well, I’m young, and I’m rich, and my tax rate’s low
Don’t I look like a one-percenter? Mitt, you would know
Did I pass your test, or should I guess some mo’?
“No, just tell us what you sent down to Mexico”
If you think I’m stepping down from office for
Trafficking weapons in their drug-cartel war
I ain’t steppin’ down from shit ‘cause this president’s legit
“Well, do you mind if we see that birth certificate?”
All my records are blocked, you conspiracy hack.
And I know my rights. So, you gon’ need a warrant for that
“Wow, aren’t you sharp as a tack. Are you some type of lawyer or something?”
Well, I’m not a lawyer for nothin’
I passed the bar so I know quite a bit
Enough that you don’t stand a f*ckin’ chance, Mitt
“Well, let’s see how smart you are when the election comes”
I got 99 problems, but this b*tch aint one.
Hit me
[Repeat Chorus]
[Outro]
Criminal, fraud, repression, deceit
I murder and I plunder for the world elite*
We invade countries till we have all they own
“I have a dream.” Well, I have a drone
I’m Barack Obama, and I like this remix
[End]

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